Posts by Tim Hofmann

Books to Not Read to your Kids Just Yet.

Here are some books you’re not going to want to read to your kids. Not now. Maybe not ever. Wait til they’re older. By then they’ll be reading to themselves and you can hope they read good stuff. But whatever, here goes. Do Not Read: The Gulag Archipelago, Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn It’s a swell book, for…

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Feeding A Kid.

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I’m hungry. OK I’m hungry. I heard you. Dad. Dad. Dad. WHAT. I’m hungry. You didn’t eat your breakfast. I know. I’m hungry. If you’d eat your breakfast you wouldn’t be hungry. You threw it out. I’m not bringing soggy Cheerios in the van. You wouldn’t eat them, and you’d make a mess. The van…

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